Sunday, 22 February 2015

McSpoons and the vanishing beer

I thought I would share with you a copy of the email that I have just sent to JD Wetherspoons, which is halfway between an email and a blog post. Once again I got to experience the frustration of advertised by not available beer.

On Saturday I once again experienced one of the most aggravating “joys” of visiting your establishments, advertising beer which is not actually available.



Leaving pump clips facing forward is an indication to any normal human being of drinking age that a beer is available. Imagine my frustration when the only 3 guest beers (ordered consecutively) were all suddenly unavailable. Asking the person working behind the bar to turn the pump clip around resulted in the same message experienced in around 4 of your bars. “We're not allowed to do that”.



Let me put it another way. Someone within your company had the brilliant idea that the presentation of the bar was more important than the customers experience. They are happy to advertise beer which is no longer available (or maybe never was); cause the repeated inevitable stress on their staff after once again having to appease annoyed customers (whom have yet again had their time wasted); as well the negative advertisement for the breweries featured in this ruse.



I'm not sure how high up the chain this ridiculous order comes from, however I have heard the North West Area Manager being cited by multiple people and one even claiming that it came from the top, though I presume they meant Tim Martin and not some deity. Having experienced it in at least 4 local Wetherspoons I can assume that this is not due to local managers, but someone managing at least at regional level.



What is even more frustrating is that there are plenty of other options available. Advertise the same beers (as actually available), promote your social sites, advertise upcoming events or even advertise how to vote on future beers. These are all preferable to having our time wasted or listening to the inevitable frustration of other customers attempingt to order the same beer.



This particular experience was at your Dee Hotel (West Kirby) and similar problems have happened in the John Laird, Brass Balance (Birkenhead) as well as the Clairville (Liscard). Please note that I've experienced this at least three separate occasions at the Dee Hotel, once during a meet the brewery where I (and that brewer) had to listen to a further 10 people attempt to order the same beer, before I chose to vote with my feet.



Please stop this ridiculous practice. You are the only pub chain where I seem to experience this issue. As an active promoter of pubs and beer locally, I cannot in good faith recommend any of your establishments while you are prepared to trick customers with what is effectively a bait and switch. Of course, I am presuming that this email address is monitored and not just for show.



As a result I will be boycotting promoting local JD Weatherspoons on my twitter account until I have assurances that this practice has ended.

** Update 4th March 2015 - A reply from JD Weatherspoons

Dear Sir,

Thank you for your web form and for taking the time to contact us.

I am sorry to hear of your disappointment following visits to a number of our pubs recently.

I can confirm that our staff are advised to keep all pump clips displayed on their respective pumps at all times, even in the circumstance of unavailability.  However we do expect our staff to politely advise our customers of any of our ales that are unavailable at the time of your visit.

Please accept our apologies for any disappointment or inconvenience this may cause to you. Your comments have been noted, passed to our Operations Department and will be included in any future reviews.

Thank you again for your interest in J D Wetherspoon.


Yours sincerely

Wednesday, 31 December 2014

New Year Resolution: The Pubs In Play



The pub list 

 

A mercifully short blog post on the eve of 2015 to list each of the pubs I am resolved to visit in 2015. This has been generated with thanks to the CAMRA Whatpub website of which I helped to originally populate.

Whatpub.com lists 128 Wirral pubs that serve Real Ale, however I have amended this list to include additional which serve either real ale or bottled conditioned beers; this is not exhaustive and I plan to revisit many other of my old haunts.

Private "member only" clubs do not feature since I am not a member and cannot easily gain access.

If any Wirral pub or club not on this list would like me to call in during 2015, please tweet, email me or comment on this blog post. I will update the list each month and highlight each of the pubs I have visited.

The 134 pubs I will be visiting are:

Fox & Hounds
Barnston
Acorn
Bebington
Chronicle
Bebington
George
Bebington
Kings Arms
Bebington
Rose & Crown
Bebington
Three Stags
Bebington
Traveller's Rest
Bebington
Wellington
Bebington
Brass Balance
Birkenhead
Gallaghers Pub & Barbers Shop
Birkenhead
John Laird
Birkenhead
Peerless Brewery
Birkenhead
Riverview
Birkenhead
Stork Hotel
Birkenhead
Swinging Arm
Birkenhead
Waterloo
Birkenhead
Bromborough
Bromborough
Dibbinsdale Hotel
Bromborough
Knockaloe Bar & Restaurant
Bromborough
Merebrook
Bromborough
Royal Oak Hotel
Bromborough
Village Hotel Victory Pub & Kitchen
Bromborough
Open Arms
Claughton
Eastham Ferry Hotel
Eastham
Hooton Arms
Eastham
Montgomery Pub & Kitchen
Eastham
Tap
Eastham
Ferry
Egremont
Farmers Arms
Frankby
Coach & Horses
Greasby
Greave Dunning
Greasby
Irby Mill (v)
Greasby
Red Cat
Greasby
Twelfth Man
Greasby
Black Horse
Heswall
Chambers Bar & Grill
Heswall
Dee View Inn
Heswall
Devon Doorway
Heswall
Glegg Arms
Heswall
Johnny Pye
Heswall
Jug & Bottle
Heswall
Sheldrakes
Heswall
Green Lodge Hotel
Hoylake
Hoose
Hoylake
Hoylake Lights
Hoylake
Lake
Hoylake
Plasters Arms
Hoylake
Ship Inn
Hoylake
Anchor Inn
Irby
Shippons
Irby
Boot
Liscard
Clairville
Liscard
Dukes Bar & Grill
Liscard
Lazy Landlord
Liscard
Saddle Inn
Liscard
Stanleys
Liscard
Harp
Little Neston
Lady Hamilton
Little Neston
Royal Oak Hotel
Little Neston
Railway inn
Meols
Grange
Moreton
Mockbeggar Hall
Moreton
Inn at Ness
Ness
Brewers Arms
Neston
Brown Horse
Neston
Hinderton Arms
Neston
Malt Shovel
Neston
Clarence
New Brighton
Harbour
New Brighton
Magazine Hotel
New Brighton
Master Mariner
New Brighton
Perch Rock Hotel
New Brighton
Pilot Boat
New Brighton
Queen's Royal
New Brighton
Sandridge Hotel
New Brighton
Seahorse
New Brighton
Stanley's Cask
New Brighton
Telegraph Inn
New Brighton
John Masefield
New Ferry
Caernarvon Castle
Oxton
Cock & Pullet
Oxton
Courtyard
Oxton
Oxton Bar & Kitchen
Oxton
Queens Arms
Oxton
Shrewsbury Arms
Oxton
Swan Hotel
Oxton
Boat House
Parkgate
Elephant Lounge & Bar
Parkgate
Old Quay
Parkgate
Red Lion
Parkgate
Ship Hotel
Parkgate
Pensby Hotel
Pensby
Bridge Inn
Port Sunlight
Railway Inn
Port Sunlight
Rose & Crown
Poulton
Birth Tree
Prenton
Halfway House
Prenton
Wheatsheaf Inn
Raby
Cock & Donkey
Rock Ferry
Lord Napier
Rock Ferry
Refreshment Rooms
Rock Ferry
Rock Station
Rock Ferry
Saughall
Saughall Massie
Basset Hound
Thingwall
Red Fox (v)
Thornton Hough
Seven Stars
Thornton Hough
Cottage Loaf
Thurstaston
Prenton Park
Tranmere
Revolver
Tranmere
Sportsmans Arms
Tranmere
Eagle & Crown
Upton
Horse & Jockey
Upton
Overchurch
Upton
Willows
Upton
Cheshire Cheese
Wallasey
Farmers Arms
Wallasey
Lighthouse
Wallasey
Nelson
Wallasey
Sheridan's
Wallasey
Curios
West Kirby
Dee Hotel
West Kirby
Hickory's Smoke House
West Kirby
Hilbre
West Kirby
Hiltop
West Kirby
Ridger
West Kirby
Ring O Bells
West Kirby
West Kirby Tap
West Kirby
White Lion
West Kirby
Wro Bar
West Kirby
Nags Head
Willaston
Pollards Inn
Willaston
Arrow Park Hotel
Woodchurch
Cherry Orchard
Woodchurch